Watch movies your friends recommended that you said you'd watch but never planned to
Read the news and try not to panic
Play video games
Write that book you've always wanted to
Catch up on some sleep
Build that product
Catch up with friends via the internet of course
Start exercising to get your post-isolation body ready
Spend time with family who aren't sick
Read those books
Sleep some more
Rewatch your favourite movies
Learn useful skills from Youtube
Update Windows
Unpack that suitcase
Sleep even more
Ignore the sounds of your neighbours arguing about food
Write that song you've always wanted to
Throw away the calendars because time is just a concept created by man and it hurts too much to see the months go by
Go on a diet, not by choice
Pretend those screams from next door were all a bad dream
Finally learn to whistle
Don't connect the dots when you smell a barbecue
Fix the locks on those windows. Add a few more just in case. Everywhere.
Learn to sleep lightly
Learn to go without sleep, when it's been a few days since you've last seen any smoke from next door's windows
Learn to say no, when your neighbour wants to hang out
Begin to enjoy silence, extreme silence that might convince them you've died. No wait they might just break the doors down then.
Be loud
Move into your bathroom
Ponder the meaning of life and if our existence on this tiny ball of rock really matters to the universe at large. Even though you've always known it doesn't you just like to pretend otherwise but now that the life that keeps you away from these thoughts has vanished and your neighbour has become less friendly you can't keep pretending. It was all pointless in the end and this is how you die, afraid and in the fetal position in your tub waiting to be someone's source of protein.